To Norah while they’re in the bathtub:
“You gotta let me play with the dolphin or else next time for a bath you’re going to go in the dishwasher.”
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While talking with her Grandpa about why Kyle goes hunting:
“Dad’s gotta shoot a deer in the face because he can’t cut it up while it’s moving!”
(This was a pretty philosophical conversation about where our food comes from up until this point, lol!)
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“Look at me, I’m FABULOUS!”
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While outside before getting into the truck to go somewhere:
Her: I see a little girl riding her scooter!
Me: I see her too, kiddo.
Her: I think her name is Casey.
Me: How do you know that? (I’m assuming she met her at school or dance or something like that.)
Her (Being completely serious): Because I know everything.
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After I turn the TV on to the World Cup of Hockey because Canada is playing and there’s nothing on until baseball starts in a couple hours:
“Moooooom, I don’t like hockey! We’re a BASEBALL family!”
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To me, after I take my hair out of its ponytail:
“You look like Uncle Nolan with your hair like that.”
(My brother was up in August and got his hair cut after letting it grow for TWO YEARS.)
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To me, after I got my hair cut:
“You don’t look like Uncle Nolan anymore!”
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This kid. I just can’t even sometimes.
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