Sh!t My Husband Says

Sometimes, my husband says the sweetest things to me that remind me of how much I love him. Sometimes, he also says some thing that make me LOL or wonder if he’s from another planet. Here are some of the LOL and WTF moments:

After coming home from nightshift:
“You know that social club I’m a part of at work? I have to bring spinach dip to our luncheon on Sunday.”
Me: “So I have to make spinach dip on Saturday?”
Him:”Yeah.”

While driving in my car, “Billionaire” by Bruno Mars and that other guy whose name elludes me comes on my iPod:
“Isn’t this the guy who sings the tequila, marry me song?”

One of his coworkers is going to become a Dad in February …
“They should name the baby Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt Cassidy has a good ring to it.”
(I should mention that the coworker thought we should name our baby Hurricane or something like that.)

While watching the original Batman movie (the one with Adam West):
“Do you think they have WCB for super heroes?

Back when I was pregnant, Kyle bought me a whole pineapple to eat because it’s suppose to help induce labour …
Him: “I want you to eat this entire pineapple by tomorrow morning.”
Me: “No way! I’ll hurt so much!”
Him: “GET IT IN YAH, FATTY!”

I’m so lucky to have a husband that makes me laugh! His humour is exactly what I need sometimes.

What ridiculous things has your SO said lately?

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