The “P” Word

Yesterday I had a lovely follow-up appointment regarding this post. Turns out, after peeing in another f-ing cup, I have an infection of some sort. (And, for the record, if I’m ever asked to pee in a cup ever again I may stab someone). Cue antibiotics!

Anyway, after my bloodwork came back clear the doctor poked at me some more and then said,

“Okay, well, I’ll have you do another urine sample and we’ll check (some weird medical term) and for pregnancy just to rule it out.”

Me, in my head, “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????” That P word scared the crap out of me. The “just to rule it out” part went in one ear and out the other. Yeah, I know I’m not pregnant, but holy mother-trucker, hearing the Doc wanting to do a preggo test was not on my menu for today.

Yeah, that one was negative and I have some weird infection which resulted in the doctor wanting me to go to the special lab to pee in another cup, but man …. never have I been so nervous peeing.

It’s not that I don’t want kids, because I eventually do. Note “eventually”. Sure, I could probably survive financially right now if I did get knocked up, but it’s really not me and Kyle’s life plan. Other than already living together, our plan is rather traditional. House, marriage, babies. The end.

So yeah, having a medical professional suggest that is terrifying. Maybe I’ll practice abstinence until I’m ready just to prevent all that. I bet that would go over well!

Ever have a moment of panic when you knew nothing was wrong to begin with?

Ten on Tuesday

Here’s another edition of Ten on Tuesday, brought to you by Chelsea at Roots and Rings!

1.  What two cities should be moved closer together?

It varies on different days, but right now I want Fort St. John to be closer to Kamloops so I can see my little niece. I don’t think I can wait until mid-May to see her! I’d also like Vancouver to be less than four hours away from Kamloops so I could visit there more often.

2. What was the first plane ride you took?

It was to Disneyland when I was in Grade 2! (Or at least I think I was in Grade 2) I don’t remember much of the flight, but my brother and I got to see the cockpit of the plane, so that was pretty awesome.

3. What continent would you most like to visit?

Asia, specifically China.

4. What’s your favorite place to window-shop?

Urban Barn. They have this AMAZING chair called “Nest” that I so desperately want! It’s big, round, soft and comfy!

5. What’s the least fun you’ve ever had at a place specifically tailored for fun?

A wedding last year. Kyle was a groomsmen, the bride was insane and I was miserable. Maybe it was part jealousy, but man, it’s a good thing I couldn’t drink since I had to drive Kyle home.

6.  You’re stuck on an island with plenty of food, a companion, and a relatively stress-free lifestyle. What do you say when the rescue ship comes?

“Could you bring me some more booze? Thanks!”

7. Which day of the week do you look forward to most?

Thursdays! It’s always been my favourite since Kyle and I started dating. It’s like our “date night” – We watch all our favourite TV shows and play couch potato!

8. What’s your favorite place to enjoy the great outdoors?

Anywhere were there’s beautiful green grass and my dog is invited! I love the way it feels on my bare feet!

9. What’s on your “to do” list this summer?

Camping, for sure, and a trip somewhere new. I haven’t been camping in AGES and I really want to go!

10. Which natural disaster freaks you out the most?

Either an earthquake, fire or tornado. Earthquake because shit just falls on top of you, fire because shit burns you and leaves you with nothing and tornado because I hate the wind that much.

Monday Morning Quicky

So I woke up this morning and realized I didn’t prepare a blog post for today. Oops! Really, I got nothing but a few quick bullets.

– Daphne’s ear has been sure sensitive and sore lately and when I looked at it last night it was all nasty. A trip to the vet today or tomorrow is in store. :( At least I won’t have to pay emergency fees. Those are EEEK-PEN-SIVE.

– Kyle and I are slowly preparing to buy a house of our own! We made a list of everything we’ll need for our house as far as kitchenware and such goes. The list is actually quite short!

– A guy who went through the self-checkouts at the grocery store last night needed help and to get my attention, he called me “Waitress.” Umm, okay.

– I finally made my amazing muffins yesterday! Prepare for a tasty Friday Food post at the end of the week!

– I just realized that there are three computers in my living room, all working, plus my XBox. I’m pretty sure this is a household full of nerds.

– I’m loving the amazing summer weather that’s come around! It’s suppose to be about 26º C today! (That’s about 79º F for you south of the border!) I have the desire to shop for cute summery cloths and flip-flops.

And now, a random picture of my Mom’s cat, because he’s crazy:

Happy Monday! :)