Have I mentioned before that 2-year olds are a piece of work sometimes? Seriously, some of the things that come of out Isla’s mouth are both hilarious and bizarre. Needless to say, here’s another edition of Out of the Mouths of Babes!
While I’m sitting at the computer working on a column:
Isla: Uh-oh, Mommy! There’s a bug! (She then walks up to me and wipes bug guts on my arm.)
While eating hot dogs for lunch, cows walk by behind our house…
Me: Look Isla, cows!!
Me: We eat cows, you know.
Me: You know, your hot dog is also a cow.
Her: *blank, confused stare*
In Target, while I’m kneeling/squatting down looking at nail polish…
Her: You going potty, Mommy?
Me: No, Isla, I’m not going potty.
Her: MOMMY POOPING!
While in the hardware store, walking down the bulk nuts & bolts aisle…
Her: Look, Mommy! (Pointing at the random nuts & bolts)
Me: Those are nuts and bolts. We don’t need any of those!
Her: They’re BEEAAUUUtiful!
While at the dinner table, she stops what she’s doing and out of nowhere exclaims:
“Mommy?! YOU’RE DRUNK!”
5 thoughts on “Out of the Mouths of Babes”
Oh man, such gems here. I laughed out loud! I could read these posts all day long.
Lol! We’re in the same boat with Molly. The other day my stomach gurgled and she shouted ‘mommy toot!’
Thank goodness we were just at my parents!
Oh goodness, she is a riot!
LOL! Topher thinks the sound sneakers make on wet floors sounds like a fart so sometimes we’ll be in a store and he’ll say (loudly, because that’s his only volume) “MOMMY! YOU FARTED! SAY EXCUSE ME, MOMMY!” I’m always embarrassed even though I didn’t do anything, lol. Kids …
HAHAHA. The “MOMMY POOPING” and “Mommy you’re drunk” ones are my favourite. What a kid!