Borrowed from the lovely Craving Cupcakes blog :)

If I were a month, I’d be May.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 5pm.

If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune:

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seal:

If I were a direction, I’d be West.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise:

If I were a liquid, I’d be a shot of espresso.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.

If I were a tree, I’d be an oak.

If I were a tool, I’d be a welding machine.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Gerbera:

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a warm spring afternoon.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.

If I were a color, I’d be yellow.

If I were an emotion, I’d be love.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a grape.

If I were a sound, I’d be bass.

If I were an element, I’d be Earth.

If I were a car, I’d be a yellow sports car.

If I were a food, I’d be pasta:

If I were a place, I’d be Bora Bora:

If I were a material, I’d be high thread count cotton.

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet and salty.

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.

If I were an object, I’d be a notepad.

If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a scowl.

If I were a song, I’d be Everything I Do (I Do It For You).

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be your favourite, comfiest pair.

Images found here, here, here, here, here and here.