Dear Self,

Today, after you go get your new video game, you will not play it, no matter how badly you want to rip open that plastic packaging. You have a ton of freelancing work due on Monday next week and you are faaaaar too much of a procrastinator to be playing video games. Hell, you probably shouldn’t have pre-ordered the damn game online, but you wanted the special pre-order expansion pack bonus. You, my friend, are a nerd.

So, if you’re good and you finish all your freelancing on Friday like you said you would be, you can play video games all weekend, or at least until you have to go to work. Sucker.

Signed,

Your Better Judgement