Right now, I just have one pet in my house, and I think you all know who I’m talking about!
Things you should know about my crazy dog:
- She might be genuinely retarded.
- She sounds like Chewbacca when she “talks”
- She’s afraid of the furnace turning on, the vacuum, and any inanimate object that may move.
- When bathed, she takes at least three whole days to completely dry off.
- She has one speed when it comes to going to walks. She never seems to get tired and seems to pace herself.
- She doesn’t jump, she climbs.
That’s about it for now. For a first dog (that I’ve actually had to pay all the bills for and such), she’s amazing. I couldn’t ask for a better puppy!
I’ll leave you with a photo of baby Daphne:
Tomorrow: Something that stresses you out